Love the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/survivors_of_gas_station

over

Today saw the end of a six-week stretch in my life that had left me ill, sullen, and stressed. The circumstances behind the ordeal are of a personal nature and I won't express them here, but today I am reminded of my love for my family and friends, and I am relieved to find out/be reminded that there are still plenty of really good people out there. I am also reminded of God's love for me and his peaceful hand upon my life.

Its time for a really good cigar...